Bikini Bottom Home in Crescent Beach - Walk to the beach

2 br St. Augustine Home


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Property Type:  Home

Bed/Bath:  2 / 2

Sleeps:  6

Pets:  No

Smoking:  No

Rental Rates:

$99 - $200 per night

$301 - $995 per week

$1,253 - $2,829 per month

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Experience Crescent Beach the way the natives do at Bikini Bottom, our cozy cottage just 3 blocks from the beach. With garage parking, yards for grilling and playing, and all the comforts of home, it's destined to become your favorite vacation retreat!

As you might guess from its whimsical name, our shell-pink house is designed for comfort and laid-back beach ease. We just know you're going to love it here! The living and dining area is open and pleasant, with a big front window, breezy ceiling fan, and warm lamplight. (For the winter months, we've even got a fireplace in the center of the house!) After a long day at the beach, it's bliss to sink into our ultra-comfy couches (one of which converts to a bed for 2!) and see what's on TV or put your favorite flick on the VCR while the kids arrange all the day's treasures -- shells, sharks' teeth -- along the coffee table.

The dining area is just beyond the living room, with a handsome wood table and chairs plus a breakfast bar with padded stools. Remove the leaf from the table to create the perfect card-playing area, or leave it in so there's room for some of your gang to set up the laptop (you have free wireless Internet at Bikini Bottom) and check Facebook while others spread out brochures of all the sights you're planning to visit in St. Augustine.

Of course, you could actually dine at the dining table -- but it's too tempting to take your meals outside and enjoy the fresh sea breeze and balmy air while sipping that first cup of coffee or enjoying the catch of the day from the local seafood place.

Our kitchen is open to the main living area, so the cook stays in the action instead of being isolated in a separate room. Fitted with spotless appliances and attractive cabinetry, it's both convenient and very well-equipped. Make a grocery run on your way into town and you'll be fixed up for your whole stay, because we've got everything you need to prepare and serve a feast -- cookware, utensils, dishes and flatware, not to mention all the time-savers that get you out of the kitchen and back on the beach a little faster: a microwave, blender, coffeemaker, and dishwasher. The livin' is easy at Bikini Bottom!

All of this togetherness is great during the waking hours, but when it's time to sleep, everyone wants quiet and privacy -- which is another reason you'll like Bikini Bottom. Our 2 bedrooms are designed to induce calm, restful thoughts, and you'll find yourself lingering in bed in the morning, enjoying the stillness. We also provide all of the linens, blankets, pillows, and towel sets you need for the house, plus a washer and dryer to keep them all -- and all your beach towels and vacation duds! -- fresh. Pack light and come as you are!

The master bedroom contains an ultra-luxurious queen-sized bed with his-and-her lamps on the nightstands, just in case one of you wants to sleep while the other simply must finish that Ruth Rendell mystery. The furniture is white wicker, the décor is soothing, and the quiet is pure heaven! An en-suite bathroom completes your haven, encouraging long lazy mornings.

The second bedroom offers 2 twin beds, a nice view of the tropical greenery outside, and easy access to our second full bathroom. This room is perfect for a second couple or for kids, with a light and calming décor that helps everyone settle down and sleep well.

Remember, if you need to sleep 1 or 2 more people, there is a convertible sofa in the living room. Room for everyone here!

While you're at Bikini Bottom, consider all the beach equipment yours to enjoy. We've got umbrellas, mats, and sand toys aplenty -- everything you need for a perfect day at Crescent Beach. The grill is waiting for you, too, should you desire to play outdoor chef one evening!

If you want a beach vacation in a low-key family setting, come to Bikini Bottom. You're just minutes from historic downtown St. Augustine, and 3 streets away from one of the best beaches in Florida. Once you've stayed here, we predict you'll be back every year.

Bedding Configuration: 1 Queen, 2 Twin, 1 Sleeper Sofa

Room Description: *** Plus one time end of stay cleaning fee is $125, pet fee $100(each), security damage fee is $95, amenity fee is 5.95% & tax is 10%.

Additional Features:
* Bedrooms: No Smoking Rental, Bedroom #1 (1 Queen), Bedroom #2 (2 twins), Other (1 sofa sleeper)
* Convenience: Outlet Shopping, Area Fitness Center, Craft Shopping, Medical Services Nearby, Nearby Grocery, Shopping
* Culture: 97 miles to Disney World, 50 miles - Daytona Airport (DAB), 55 miles to Jacksonville Airport, Jacksonville Stadium (Jaguars), Kennedy Space Center, Lighthouse, Marine Land, Museums, St Augustine Historic Town, Crescent Beach, St Augustine, Florida, St Augustine, FL, St Augustine Beach Florida, St Augustine Beach FL
* Entertainment: Television, Wireless Internet
* FAQ: Internet/Wifi in Unit, No Smoking Unit
* Family: Beach, Library, Miniature Golf, Movie Theatre
* Geographic: Exceptional Sunrises
* Kitchen: Coffee Maker, Cookware, Dishwasher, Full Kitchen, Microwave, Oven, Refrigerator, Stove, Toaster, Utensils
* Outdoor: Beach Walking, Biking, Boating, Fishing, Hiking Trails, Ocean Kayaking, Sight-Seeing, Surfing, Swimming, Wildlife Viewing
* PMS: Christina Johnson 941-416-1500, StAug-M 904-385-3888
* Ratings: Silver
* Sleeps: Sleeps 2 or more, Sleeps 4 or more, Sleeps 5 or more, Sleeps 6 or more
* Trash Day: Monday
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Amenities
  • ·High-Speed Internet
  • ·Full Kitchen
Appliances
  • ·Blender
  • ·Coffee Maker
  • ·Dishwasher
  • ·Microwave
  • ·Oven
  • ·Refrigerator
  • ·Toaster
Activites
  • ·Biking
  • ·Boating
  • ·Fishing
  • ·Golf
  • ·Hiking
  • ·Surfing
  • ·Swimming
  • ·Walking
 
Property Reviews 
VRP Experience
Brad B. from Lexington, KY recommends this property.
Stayed for 7 days in March, 2014
We were very happy with our VRP experience. It was easy to rent online. We received very good instructions on how to proceed, even in picking up the keys upon late arrival. Very clean. Everything worked. Very comfortable. We'll gladly go back with VRP for our next vacation to the area.
 
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Beach
A guest from Fort Myers, FL recommends this property.
Stayed for 5 days in June, 2013
Very short walk to the beach. Wonderful stay and excellent tenderloins across the street @ Red Frog McToads

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Hi Tom - I just read your comments, and I want to thank you for the great input. At VRP we take our customers' feedback very seriously, and to show our thanks, I'd like to give you a coupon code good for $50 off your next rental. When you reserve your property, just enter rebook50. Hope to see you and your family again soon! --Steve Milo, 888 618 8658, Vacation Rental Pros, 6279 A1a South, St. Augustine, FL 32080
 
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Best vacation in a long time!
A guest from Deale, MD recommends this property.
Stayed for 7 days in May, 2013
Delightful! Perfect location for family and 2 small pets. Close to the beach, shopping and sightseeing. We really appreciated the binder full of things to do, restaurants and guide books!

Property Manager Response:
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Hi Nancy - Thank you for taking the time to share this information with us. We appreciate the feedback, and we hope that you will consider renting from us again next time. I'd like to offer you a coupon good for $50 off your next stay. Just enter the coupon code rebook50 when you reserve your rental! Thank you again for your comments.
 
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a step to heaven
Claire L. from Marricourt, QC recommends this property.
Stayed for 29 days in April, 2013
For the first time we dealt with you it was a pleasure to reside in such a fine house close to the beach. We enjoyed it at the highest level.And to prove it we rented for next year three doors away in Pelican Landing home.Thank you

Property Manager Response:
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Hi Claire - I just read your comments, and I want to thank you for the great input. At VRP we take our customers' feedback very seriously, and to show our thanks, I'd like to give you a coupon code good for $50 off your next rental. When you reserve your property, just enter rebook50. Hope to see you and your family again soon! --Steve Milo, 888 618 8658, Vacation Rental Pros, 6279 A1a South, St. Augustine, FL 32080
 
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small touches and fixes would help
Roger D. from Lexington, OH recommends this property.
Stayed for 28 days in September, 2012
Small touches and fixes would help make this little cottage a wonderful place to stay. Unfortunately, we know what it looked like seven years ago and what it looks like now. It is in desparate need of a little TLC. Painting the walls in all the rooms would help. The carpet is stained in so many places no one would enjoy it. New towels and bedding would go a long way to making the place more enjoyable. Fixing faucets and drains would help. Cleaning out the garage so one is able to use it for a garage and not a closet would be good. On the plus side, it is in a great location with just a short walk to the beautiful beach and a short drive to many of the area's scenic places. We do love the area and would consider another stay there but would love to see some improvement in the condition of the home.

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Hi Roger - I just received your feedback and wanted to personally thank you for taking the time to fill out our survey. I apologize for the maintenance issues. This is not up to standards at all. I will email you directly on this. I have already contacted my property manager to get these fixed. You and your family are welcome back any time.
 
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St. Augustine
kathleen r. from warren, MI recommends this property.
Stayed for 7 days in August, 2012
Our stay was wonderful, lots to do and see. the property itself was in a great location and was very comfortable

Property Manager Response:
Response from Vacation Rental Pros
Hi Kathleen - Thank you for taking the time to share this information with us. We appreciate the feedback, and we hope that you will consider renting from us again next time. I'd like to offer you a coupon good for 10% off your next stay. Just enter the coupon code rebook10 when you reserve your rental! Thank you again for your comments.
 
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Bikini Bottom Suits Me Fine
Daniel C. from Middletown, DE recommends this property.
Stayed for 4 days in February, 2012
This is my 3rd year renting this property. It is convenient for our purposes - always clean when we arrive and no problems with VRPros. Plenty of small amenities if needed, grill / chairs. A1A is a little busy throughout the day so small kids can't run around freely and it can be a slight challenge at times getting in and out of the driveway but no big deal. Will most likely be renting next year as well.

Property Manager Response:
Response from Vacation Rental Pros
Hi Daniel - On behalf of all of us here at VRP, I'd like to thank you for taking the time to give us feedback about your rental experience. Our property owners really appreciate hearing what you liked and what needed improvement. To show our thanks, I'd like to offer you a discount on your next rental from VRP. When you book, use the coupon code rebook10 and enjoy a 10% discount on the rental! See you at the beach,
 
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Winter Get Away
A guest from Hamden, CT recommends this property.
Stayed for 43 days in December, 2011
This is the second year we rented Bikini Bottom and we thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The location is perfect - just a short walk from the beach which the dog enjoyed daily. Shopping and great restaurants within a short driving distance.

Property Manager Response:
Response from Vacation Rental Pros
Hi Kathleen - I just read your comments, and I want to thank you for the great input. At VRP we take our customers' feedback very seriously, and to show our thanks, I'd like to give you a coupon code good for 10% off your next rental. When you reserve your property, just enter rebook10. Hope to see you and your family again soon! --Steve Milo, 904 385 3888, Vacation Rental Pros, 6233 A1a South, St. Augustine, FL 32080
 
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Bikini Bottom review
A guest from Rosewell, GA does not recommend this property.
Stayed for 7 days in November, 2011
Carpet had a lot of stains, inside a bit dirty (needs a good cleaning), property is tired and needs some updating, tv cable and internet did not work until sixth day of stay (property management company tried to fix), but overall had a good time being on the beach.

Property Manager Response:
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Hi Kent - I just received your feedback and wanted to personally thank you for taking the time to fill out our survey. I apologize for the carpet cleaning issues. I have already contacted my property manager to get these fixed. You and your family are welcome back any time.
 
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